"I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father. “| Star wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)
So, thinking about Anakin’s burning desire for family, and abiltiy to become very attached to people very quickly, I was struck by a darkly amusing/amusingly disturbing headcanon that I think plausibly happened between ANH and ESB.
Once Vader finds out that Luke was the one who destroyed the Death Star, he starts asking his Rebel prisoners about him during interrogation sessions. But once he’s run through all the basic information — where did he come from? what is his squadron? that sort of thing — he starts asking for really specific details about Luke’s life. Like:
- "What is his favorite color?"
- "What is his favorite food?"
- "What are his hobbies?"
- "What do his quarters look like?"
- "What does his face look like when he’s happy?"
And Vader gets really angry when his victims don’t know the answers or try to lie. I mean, these poor Rebels mostly don’t know about Luke beyond his reputation, But here’s this imposing nightmare figure torturing them, asking them for ludicrously detailed information about the personality of some dude they barely know.
The one thing Vader does manage to do is make a hand-drawn sketch of Luke’s face from various descriptions of him, before he gets a hold of high-quality holoimages or vids, which he keeps stashed away in his meditation chamber.
You know what? Fuck inverse shipping. Crossover shipping is where it’s at. The possibilities are limitless.
I can ship Sakura Haruno with Luke Skywalker and no one can stop me.
Being mentally traumatized and scarred for life is no excuse for someone to mentally torture and abuse someone! Thank you!
I mean for the love of god, do you all even hear yourselves?!
Like it’s not okay for Naruto to tell Sakura, “Hey, go ahead and take a break, I understand if you’re tired. You’ve been doing a lot. Thanks.”
How the hell that translates to Naruto telling her to go back to the kitchen I’ll never understand.
But it’s perfectly fine for Sasuke to put her under the illusion that he is stabbing her in the chest.
God, does that not sound completely messed up to you at all?
Ship SasuSaku all you like but for the love of all that is good in this world, please, recognize how destructive this relationship between them has become.
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Aw, thank you so much, this really means a lot.
I don’t do chain things unfortunately. I get tired of trying to do this XD and it sometimes feels like I’m picking faves.
I took Ollie out of the mews yesterday for the first time in a couple weeks and he was just as adorable and cuddly as ever! This bird’s personality amazes me.
Why aren’t you wearing a glove?
Because it’s a kestrel. He’s tiny. Gloves are not necessary. I only use the glove with him during training or feeding.
I don’t think Kishi is TOO worried about spoilers. That sketch reveals that Kakashi does indeed become the next Hokage.
Well, yeah, Kakashi becoming Hokage was already stated in the manga. That, and he nearly became Hokage just after Danzo had been killed.
Honestly, I should have known that he would become the sixth, now I feel like a dork for that one post. XD
However, exactly where Sasuke is actually going to end up? That really hasn’t been touched upon yet.